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1381 10/5/04 |
How many donuts can I eat before Dutch
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The Bell & Bottleg |
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TThe Iceman Iceman The Iceman |
Iceman |
Harriettes
Pissquick
Ms. Whiplash Salome Spotless HitchHiker Lynda Lou BGB SlowSucker Cheating
Florence Uptake Spex, Angie,
Mr & Mrs Blobby Dutch Cap, Dunkin Donut Jackie Septic Cloggs Lucy 1st
Mate(Jackie) Julia Sian(pronounced Sharn) Cloggs Potty Nippon Tuck Bev
(Blowjob)
Hangers
ON ON
Glittertits, Iceman, Honey Monster, C5, , Wally, Bob, Old Fart, Hash Gate, Max, XX, Dazz, Florence, ,Itsyor Simple Foghorn Centaur Slackbladder, Crapper Pete & Robert Trembler Noneyet Le Voisin Cabin Boy Puppy Head Boy Canoeist Tim Dan Lonely Marsaday Icarus Anorak 10Bob Hash Gate Hey Babe Comeinacar Nutty Phil Mark
Seeing how poor the
gobsheet - not the trail was last week,
your old scribe(enough of that Methusula nonsense thank you) has
returned for one week to
give it to you like it was.(not like that incomprehensible drivel from Wally).
Iceman kindly explained
the hash rules to all newcomers including virgins Phil, Julia and Lucy(nice to
see some!?) and we were off down the first of many svelte roads to a housing
estate.
I had an interesting
discussion with Potty about our through the keyhole knee surgery and for once
his better half Nutty was ahead.On to a footpath where a number of the pack
were fooled and Spot Dazz Septic Puppy Old Fart Florence GT Cabin Boy Lou Linda
and Simple all trekked back from a long false.Head Boy introduced me to the
lovely Julia who commented that I was the best silver fox she had seen for a
while(was that a compliment?) The harriettes were going well with PQ
resplendent in her shirt with PISS QUICK emblazoned across her chest, Dutch Cap
with her bottle of Adams Ale in case the hash turned out as a marathon and
Noneyet’s new friend (it was Elaine last week) Lucy striding forth showing why
Reading Roadrunners are so renowned!
Bob was also galumping along and going as fast as some runners – where was
Spex? Speaking to Jackie it seemed that Rob had car trouble, Chris had ball
trouble and Millie was just a load of trouble and so I had to escort her for a
bit –well that’s my story. By now Icarus was flying as the sun had gone in
Foghorn was trying to work out what R2D2 stood for and Canoeist was complaining
that he didn’t have a paddle and no creeks in sight as both Tim and Dan left
him in their wake. Sanctuary from the busy roads was found at St Mary’s Church
everyone was praying that Spot wouldn’t be RA today! The local community must
have been warned that the hash was coming as a large and rather excited guard
dog appeared held back by his handler. Max who has been feeling a little down
lately wanted to take it home. At the first of the P stops hashers got confused
and went behind a hedge but this was the first of the Iceman jay walking
techniques which he was introducing. Wally gallantly marshalled the pack across
the road but some drivers drove straight at him – I wonder why? A tardy Cloggs
thought it might be something to do with Page 3?! Le Voisin and Cheating were
backmarkers and cars miraculously avoided tham as they creaked over the road.
More wonderment was in store as we entered the 2nd housing estate.
Now we were heading directly for the M4 and a previous hasher Pieman would have
been proud as this was his favourite
place to lay trails. The route now split and Angie, The Blobbies Iris and Derek
+ Uptake short cut whereas Centaur pounded off on the FRB option followed by
Tim – Linda was desperately looking for Lou! As we crossed the motorway bridge
the FRBs caught the SCBs – Itsyor followed by HashGate Florence Cloggs Puppy
Nippon Tuck Mr Blobby Donut Spot Slowsucker Linda and Lonely until we reached
P2 – sounds like a base station going up Everest. This was worse that P1 as the
motorised metal boxes came off a roundabout and you didn’t know which way they
were going. Old Fart risked a streak to one side and Blowjob(Bev) a returnee
hurdled a speedy Reliant Robin followed by Simple Robert C5 and 1st
Mate. We now entered another housing
estate paralleling the M4 and so we knew we had to cross back at some point.
Icarus came back from a false. Glittertits sporting his Batman utility
belt(have never seen any of the contents used but it looks girly – Lou and
Linda have them too!? nobly checked inland when he guessed it must be a loop
whilst Honeymonster and 10bob went through the false. And there it was Shire
Hall in all its glory – definitely worth the visit on its own. However some
disgruntled runners no names no pack drill but they were Cabin Boy Noneyet Lucy
Comeinacar headed straight down the main road to Shinfield even though there
was no flour. Us true grit – literally hashers found the real trail and so
arrived back much later. We also lost Head Boy with Julia but that could be
another story.
A fairly long old haul
through difficult terrain this one. But lots of forest and mud and fun. Thanks
Hares.
OnOn
ShutUP-Wally (Irritates parts others can't reach!)
. Iceman had organised some excellent food
and so everybody was happy and Whip lashed out for some sweeties for us Down
Downs
Spot presented the following
Name Reason Style Points
Slowsucker His 2nd 50th badge Feeble – a real SLOW SUCKER
Phil & Julia Virgins Beaten
by a woman
Wally For laying a trail on Map186? He drank it through his ear
Linda & Nutty 21st Birthdays Better than usual
but still pathetic
Spot For letting Foghorn down Good effort by someone
on the IOW & beer abuse so morally dubious
Cloggs Charming the bar steward for Splendid toping
Free drinks
Icenman Lone hare Enjoyed his
liquid tarmac
Up and Coming
Run Number |
Date |
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Venue |
Hares |
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1383
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24/5/04 31st May |
980713 7pm prompt |
Joint with Guildford – wear flowery dressThe Sun Windsor Great ParkThe Elvetham – see below or see Wally for flyer |
Uptake TA & Wally |
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