Hashers

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MANDY RANDY,SOME OF THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE FROM R2D2 WHOES NAMES ESCAPED THE SCRIBE !!!! LOUDN,TASTLESS,SPECS

The Hash

It all started with the usual drawing of circles and blobs and crosses ,all us poor hashers wanted to do was get going because it was absolutly hissing it down. But Shandyman and his evil accomplice chopsticks tried to make us understand the bascis of r2d2 rules, the answer came when someone walked over and politly scrubbed them out!!!

Off we all started the first what seemed like 3 miles was that horrible thing called tarmac, Then we reached the first stile ,Great, a little breather, as we were clambering over we could hear something remanicent of a steam train PUFF PUFF PUFF red in the face poor old simple is not used to these brisk starts.

In to the quogmire we went , knee deep in shiggy , as the steam arrose from the sodden bodies we stumbled and squelched to our first check, The infamous Chopsticks roared out at poor little Billy (Its not up there you will be cutting out a huge chunk of the trail!!) the belittled chap abliged and followed with tail between his legs to join the ranks of the sodden army!!

From here we followed the field down to a small copse with a delightfull little river running through, over we all trudged jumping as best we could, slipping and slidding grasping at grass and branches to help us over, we were just about all over when the Evil one called on back!! Bloody hell and damm was the politest retorts from the pack!

Guess who was waiting for us to recross the water, That little bloody imp Lemming,

he just about got every body soaked,(“He is going in”) said blind poo with randy Mandy chortling behind him , At this point lemmin realised “Mother” was giving him the “evil eye” so like all good pets he obayed his misstriss and conceaded.

The trail then took us all back to where billy was nearly buried by Chopsticks!!!

It was at this point when Awol who is blind as a bat , imagined he saw a china man wearing a “colinder” and big droopy mustache , ( it turned out to be “Slipper ,“ ) with this distraction it was like watching “Chris Ashton, “ the England try scorer, by doing a fantastic swan dive into a large puddle “SPLATT” every body laughed except Motox, who had kindly lent the dear chap his “jacket “ Awol hates getting wet!! . After picking up crisp packets, old stale sandwiches, and left overs from previous road kills all of which had all spilled out of the pockets!! we continued !!,

Foggy and 2bob led the trail after this , winding there way through woods and gorse we came to the” RG” “ Nappy Rash “ inquired does that “RG” Stand for reading postal code , because we seem to have been running for ages and I am just getting another “rash”.!!!

Not beaten by the weather we all started off again this time it was “Messenger Boy “ who took the initiative and some how managed to lead us along , (you are spoiling the trail ) called “Desperate “, (You are actually following flour!!) .

Desperate the birthday girl was hoping for a “dirty weekend away “ but this is not quite what she had in mind !

“Fanny “ who was wearing brand new shoes tippy toed around while Boggybrush

engulfed all that came his way, now running almost back to form he has his sights set on longer runs, That means when “Fanny “ wont wait for him to finish his pint , he will have to run home!!.

A bit more shiggy later we came across ”Shitfor” who was drasticly lost ! , blue in the face and “Knackerd “he joind the lost legion. Clever “Haring” held us at bay till the very last hurdles. Thank god were back said “Iceman” who was suffering from “Wallett damge”!, he took his dear wife “Icelady” To miss Whippys 60^th celabrations, (“A pound doesnt go far nowwerdays “) he said !, and for good measrure I have put “her “ back in the cupboard till next year!!!

It was great Hareing on a wet and mucky day . Well Done!

And a big hello from “Cerberus” Who sits next to me helping, wiv me spellin!!

News flash from “Hashgate” in India reads( oeer “got to rush off now”) cant type at momment ,That bloody vindaloos got the better of me againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!

On On. Yourname.BILLYGATE

Down Downs

BOGBRUSH, FOR THINKING 2BOB WAS HEAVEY PETTING. BLINDING !

DIVER, NEW SHOES, A VIRGIN MARATHONER

TRYING TO RAISE SPONSERSHIP!! NOT BAD!

DESPERATE, HASHEY BIRTHDAY REFINED!

TC&DESPERATE, 200 RUNS!

HARES:

CHOPS&SHANDY!! PERFECT DUET!

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